Hey all, a little informal post from your resident evil genius, Dr Lex.

I've just come back from St Petersburg so I'm hoping to make the finishing touches on the next comic and get it up here.

I was also curious if anyone thought it would be worth downgrading the level of detail or losing colour in the hope of moving this story along at a more bareable pace? I really can't spare any more time for the comic but I'd rather not let it die. Let me know your thoughts.

What's this, an update at last? There's a new Avatar page which has user pics of the Rise of Goosifer characters, and of course a new page to hopefully get things moving again.

So, Goose says its Wednesday?

The more observant may have noticed a format change. Please do not be alarmed. The comic is one that can change a little from time to time. This is quite normal, and no cause for concern.

Continue with your merry/miserable (delete as appropriate) existence, mortal meats!

The new machine has been rebuilt and is now not only the fastest computational device on the planet, but is also facilitating our continued updates! Characters page is being constructed as we speak and the last page of the prologue is finally up.

Frustratingly, said workstation has now ceased to function and DGI has been left in limbo. Foolish human hardware!

Next time, we shall be using Dr Lex components!

There have been delays due to a suspicious failure of a foolish "processor fan" in one of DGI's workstations. This is probably the work of the Organised Federation Society, but either way it has left the comic schedule in some disarray.

Updates to come soon.

The Links page has been added to the site, and will be updated as and when we find awesome links! Anyone interested in linkage is advised to form an orderly cue behind the trapdoor to fiery doom. And if you survive... yeah, I guess we'll link you. On the page you will also find a link to join Dictator Goose Industries. Join now! And receive a discount health plan.

FURTHERMORE. There will be a characters page added soon. Watch this space. But then, we already know you do.

Goose is Everywhere.

Welcome, filthy Earth-meats, to the comic celebrating the world's most totalitarian individual to be named 'Goose'. Dictator Goose Industries bids you a forceful welcome and reminds you that you're never wrong unless you disagree with Goose.

We shall be updating on Wednesday; bearing in mind it's Wednesday when Goose says it is. Rest assured that as a fan you (probably) won't be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

That is all.